I’ve been watching the chatter around Marathon Digital (MARA) this week, and it feels like standing in the middle of a hurricane. One moment, you see headlines like MARA Stock Char...
So, the great Aster airdrop, the one hyped to the moon and back, gets tripped up at the finish line. The official reason? "Potential data inconsistencies." Let me translate that fo...
Sam Altman's Trillion-Dollar Sprint to a Future We Never Asked For Let’s talk about Sam Altman’s face. No, seriously. Go pull up a picture of the guy. He’s got this default express...
As a New Yorker, you might soon find yourself performing a ritual that feels both deeply familiar and strangely archaic: walking to the mailbox, sorting through the junk mail, and...
Is Synthetix About to 15x? Let's Get Real for a Second. I swear, every time a token that’s been bleeding out for years gets a little bump, the "analysts" crawl out of the woodwork....
I’ve been watching the airline industry for years, and let me tell you, it’s usually a game of inches. A percentage point here, a new fee there. But every so often, you see a set o...
So Sam Altman, the high priest of the new AI religion, sat down with reporters and basically said, "I know it's tempting to write the bubble story." You're damn right it's tempting...
Let's be perfectly clear: nobody should be surprised. The Esmeralda 7 solar project, a sprawling beast of a plan big enough to power nearly 2 million homes, is dead. Not "under rev...
Let’s be honest. There is no modern ritual more universally soul-crushing than the airport security line. The slow, shuffling march toward a series of gray plastic bins. The fumbli...
Let's get one thing straight. I'm staring at two completely different versions of JetBlue, and I'm starting to think the company has a severe personality disorder. In one corner, y...